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   messageicon Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties.!!!!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 14:33 by sorrel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let your smile change the world, but dont let the world change your smile
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:45 by Sorrel Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have curves and i'm not afraid to use them.!!!
←Rate | 04-30-2011 08:52 by Sorrel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think. ツ
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:44 by Sorrel Comments (0)  

   messageicon One of the hardest things in life to learn, is which bridge to cross and which to burn.!!!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 17:59 by sorrel Comments (0)  

   messageicon ■Women are angels, and when someone breaks their wings, they continue to fly…on a broomstick. They're flexible that way. ツ
←Rate | 03-30-2011 14:01 by Sorrel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:43 by Sorrel Comments (0)  


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