love Funny Status Messages

   Rest in Peace Jimmy Dean. . . Your sausage will never be the same... ( I am not sure I like the sounds of this post after typing it ) Admit it.. You ALL LOVE HIS SAUSAGE!

   With all due of respect, I would love to be able to walk up to you and offer you a big, nice cup of shut the f*** up.

   Don't hold onto anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love !

   Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

   Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?

   Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love from Facebook how long thats going to last.. like in relationship but its complicated WTF

   I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday, you really got on my nerves.

   I Love You like HELL!!! Its just that I don't want to DIE ;)

   Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!

   Women say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit none of them will even talk to me.

   LOVE- Lets Over View Eachother

   Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

   making love to your pregnant wife is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked.

   I'm going to invent the Facebook Status Flipbook. An animated screen capture collection. Met a new guy (flip), it's only been a week but I Love him (flip), week 2 and I hate him (flip), deleting Facebook (flip), I Love him again.

   True love is never having to say "How was I ?"

   LOVE is one night stand..........TRUE LOVE is one night stand with same person lifelong..:)

   .i. love \i/

   i would have loved to have a gay dad .. coz all that stuff at school... my dad will beat up ure dad... I would have been able to say .. my dad would shag your dad ... and he would love it

   In every Red Lobster tank, there's one lobster who says: "You guys are so paranoid! It's great here! I love the view!"

   I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! Nope, it's just not working...