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   messageicon Why is that the world is always going to end on a weekend? Why not Monday morning, ideally before I have to get up and go to work?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm going to call in raptured to work on monday
←Rate | 05-17-2011 13:01 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not looking forward to the end of the world sat..should be on a monday..
←Rate | 05-16-2011 23:10 by ralph lehmann Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to spend my Monday mornings avoiding people who might ask about my weekend.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 14:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday is like a midget at a urinal...You have to be on your toes!!
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today the rest of you women don't matter til' Monday...and when Tuesday rolls around a couple of you still won't matter.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 04:00 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday is the strongest day of all the weekdays, even though it is cursed by every other person in this world, it still exists
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would have been a more believable story if Jesus had died on a Monday and then rose again on a Saturday, just like I do every week.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 21:22 by Gman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday sure is an awful way to spend 1/7th of our life......
←Rate | 04-18-2011 06:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Monday, Please don't be a snatch today. Please pass on the message to the rest of the week...Thanks
←Rate | 04-11-2011 14:13 by Rherrera Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rain on a Monday, in spite of the fact we need the rain, is unacceptable. Mother Nature will be hearing from my attorney.
←Rate | 04-11-2011 09:45 by mntnbikerbw Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My April Fools' Day prank at airport security did not go well. You may not see me Monday.
←Rate | 04-01-2011 18:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you listen very carefully you can hear Monday sharpen her claws in the distance
←Rate | 03-27-2011 21:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon plan for the day. 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2.figure the rest out later
←Rate | 03-17-2011 18:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when Pi Day falls on a Monday!
←Rate | 03-14-2011 10:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki is going to be hosting WWE raw on monday. Finally, a good match for Hornswoggle
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:31 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had my dose of monday Tiger Blood, but I broke my freaking dragon tooth.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 10:10 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  




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