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relationship status will changed from "married" to " It's complicated " about once a month.. I love my wife.... 
I Don't Care what anybody says, Nothing says I Love you more like standing in line for you're girl to buy tampax pearl."
i love it when some little 8 year-old is cursing and yelling at me on call of duty and then his mom is in the backgorund telling him to go to bed.
The difference between "like" "love" and "in love" is the same as the difference between "for now" "for a while" and "forever."
"AND HE WAS JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM GETTING THE SACK!" I love football.
When love is not madness... it is not love.
If god is a dj, life is a dancefloor, love is a rhythm, you are the music, you get what you are given it's all how you use it and god wants you to shake your ass!
I want to make sweet love to your face with my fist. Don't worry, I'll use protection. Wouldn't want my hand to get hurt.
...U.S. combat in Iraq officially over. I love Pres. Obama! He's the ONLY black guy I know who's kept his withdrawal promise!
a love-ate relationship with food.
We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved.
I love the point when you are finished with a transaction over the phone & you get to pretend that you are writing down the reference number.
Yesterday I was 2 away from a threesome. I love college!
A Guy gives a girl 12 roses, 11 real, 1 fake, and tells her "I will love you until the last rose dies<3
Facebook needs a *LOVE* button... I'd hit it!!
There are two things I do at the ATM - deposit and withdraw. I don't even check my balance, because it's on the receipt. So, for the love of God, can someone please tell me what the douche in front of me has been doing for the past 10 minutes???
Love is just a misunderstanding between two fools
When I was older I used to love playing around with time machines.
Some call it stalking. I call it love.
Love is like a beach ball at a rock concert. It's fun for the people that get to be a part of it and just plain annoying for everyone else. [Search Results] [View All Messages]
