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Life is dangerous: You could slip in the shower, get hit by a bus, mauled by a bear or drown in breasts (it happens, look it up). 
In life, every one of us is dealing with different kinds of problems. The trick is not about comparing your problems with other people, it's about solving your own.
Admit it, once in your life, you've tried to guess someone's password but failed.
If people winked and "laughed out loud" in real life half as much as they did when they were texting the world would be a very creepy place ;) lol
In real life, I never know when danger is coming because the music doesn't change.
My watch died at 11:30pm last night... It was the most incredible night of my life. At 3:00am I was still thinking it was 11:30. I was like "OMG the night still so young!!!!!" And kept on drinking... Yeah, I got home at 11:30pm, good girl!
Just when you finally get to that moment you've been waiting for all your life, somebody yells "Time's up!"
why does LIFE keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Someone just told me that thw word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?
I feel the need to comment on the amount of energy we are expending on attempting to organize and control chaos. Life is fluid, my friends. The tighter you try to squeeze it, the more of it that escapes your between your fingers. Relax. Let t
a life with no regrets is a life no lived, I would rather strike out swinging than to sit there looking
LIFE is the art of drawing...WITHOUT an eraser
Life is hell when you're sober.
If you look at life like a piano where the white keys represent happiness & the black keys represent sadness. As life goes on you realize the black keys make music too...d;^)
Life makes you wise and Bud makes you weiser.
My life must be a circus. My family expects me to jump through hoops, the people I work with are clowns, I'm juggling career and personal life, and the whole darn thing is a balancing act!
Just once in my life I'd like to see a liars pants actually catch on damn fire...
Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide
One of my greatest joys in life is when I've found an old friend on facebook......And they've gotten fat!! lol #iwentthere [Search Results] [View All Messages]
