love Funny Status Messages

   Love is standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never let go without leaving your footprints.

   if you love something and you were dumb enough to let it go then you didn't deserve it in the first place.

   I love when girls say "i don't mind" as if anyone cares...

   I just love waking up in the middle of the night to realize I still have time to sleep before work

   I love spring but I'm not too keen on the pollen that comes along with it. Sneeze, sniff, sneeze, ...... I buy enough sudafed where the feds have me on their Meth lab watch list...... :D You think they would park their van a little bit farther down ...

   True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

   Happiness isn't getting what you love, it's loving what you get...

   LOVE ~ It's a special kind of stupid.....

   I love old people because they're wise and smell like soup.

   I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to walk away from, and some I would love to punch in the face

   As I took it to my lips to taste, my mouth was suddenly overflowing with a creamy filling, my tongue licking as much as I could as fast as I could… God, I love cream donuts

   Ne-yo once sang that he is so sick of love song, but why does he continues singing it??? weird...........

   Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!

   You see son, when two girls love each other very much they have this CUP…

   There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

   Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

   An Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you will love it!"

   If you don't have a love in your life, don't worry. If you keep living a life with no regrets, either your love will come or someone will regret living their life without you.

   I Love People Who Find It Easy To Agree With Me But I Respect The People Who Can Muster The Courage & The Balls To Disagree With Me!!

   Dear current rock music, put up or Shut Up. love, Classic Rock