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☑ Facebook. ☑ Twitter. ☑ Tumblr. ☐ Life. 
It's the little things that make life so beautiful, like when a baby steps on a cat and they both go apesh!t
Life's a trip.....tie your shoes
Owls make good pets because they're always interested in your social life. You tell it "guess who I went to the movies with" and it always asks"who?"
They say getting over someone is directly proportional to how much they meant to you. That was the hardest 15 minutes of my life.
Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish them.
Think about it this way: Due to all of the successes Steve Jobs had, news of his death is spreading faster than it ever could have. That's what I call a life's accomplishment.
People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Steve Apple doesn't support Flash.
life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end ya get the faster it goes.
Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?
It's time to stop making the same old mistakes in your life. Get creative. Make some new ones.
Everyone has that one special person in their life who keeps them looking forward to another day. If you don't then maybe that special person is yourself.
Middle finger up to my old life.
How can you compare the protestors to slaves?!? slaves were born into a hopeless life, but with hard work and accepting the fact that its not somebody elses job to provide for you. You can become anything!
Still waiting for the best day of my life to happen.
thinks it's hilarious how infomercials and product commercials make simple tasks such as draining pasta or cleaning toilets seem like life-threatening obstacles.
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
They say that spontaneity is the spice of life but I don't see it on the shelf so I'm going with Paprika.
Did you ever think that maybe there is more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking? [Search Results] [View All Messages]
