love Funny Status Messages

   There are the normal ( . )( . ), the silicone ( + )( + ), the perfect (o)(o) Some are cold (^)(^) and some belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let's not forget the very large (o why o), the very small (.)(.) and the asymmetrical (•)(.) We love them all!

   Moms are really very clever!! within the first 10 minutes of visitng her, she read my mind better than I ever read it myself! I could never be a real man just like my own mother.. love you mom!! :-)

   A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

   The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.

   ppl dying, couples fighting just alot of unhappy ppl out there! Its times like this we need to tell the ppl we care bout the most we love them! Just stop what ur doing call ur girl, man, moms, dad or whoever & tell them you love them!

   What's the big deal about the Southwest Airlines planes and a fuselage tear? I love a convertible.

   Don't you love it when you punch someone in the jaw & they don't drop so you get 2 punch em again in the temple.

   "You are the sun and I the moon. I am the sea to your shore. In your arms I've finally found the love I was searching for."

   The hardest part of letting go of someone you love... is the splat when they hit the ground.

   the more guys I meet, the more I love my dog :)

   I love the wind.. It's the only time I ever get blown

   doing laundry. nothing says "I love you" like clean underwear.

   When I was 18, I really thought I was in love. So, I asked my grandfather. ‘ is love real?' And he said, 'No. But herpes is, so watch your ass.'

   Reading an article that said, "spice up your love life”. One of the suggestions was to make love in a car wash. It's also the perfect way to ruin a church fund raiser.

   I'm amazed at how many people got engaged or married today. Love is truly in the air. Now if you'll excuse me, a Nigerian prince needs my help transferring funds.

   Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

   Live,Laugh, Love if that doesn't work- Raise, Aim and Fire..

   Thursday 31st March is National Cleavage Day, a day to work it, love it & celebrate it.!! (@)Y(@)

   There's no way I could possibly be lactose intolerrant!! I love B( o )( o )BS!!!

   I love living in a big city!! There are sooo many more people to yell at!!