love Funny Status Messages

   So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.

   I love meeting new people until they say something stupid. Most of my friendships last about 3 minutes.

   When people tell other couples that they aren't in love, makes me laugh. love is a word you define yourself, don't let a dictionary definition express the way you feel - Brandon Markovich

   I saw a faded sign at the sign of the road. However there was no mention of a love shack.

   I love you yet I hate you,its like I want to throw you off a cliff then run really fast to the bottom to catch you ..

   I believe in the sun even when it's night time, I believe in love even when I am yet to find it, I believe in God even when he is yet to answer my prayers, I believe in heaven even when I have been to hell and back.

   We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers

   why is everyone in love with their hair these days? I hate my hair ..cause it's so FREAKIN AWESOME!!

   I love God. I just don't like the peope who work for him.

   i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet

   I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..

   Waiting for someone to tell you they love you is like listening for windchimes in a hurricane.

   The two favorite buttons I LOVE on Facebook: "Hide all posts from this person" and "Hide friend request".

   You can't be hot when you're asleep, especially when you're in a deep sleeping having a dream about making love to a Snowman!

   Eventually you'll be separated from everyone you love by distance, argument, divorce or death. Make sure you know how to stand on your own.

   Women beg for love wit sex and guys beg for sex wit love.

   How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love Australia???

   American Patriotism is not defined as the love of our country to the exclusion of all else, it's the love of a country that's great enough to include everything else!

   How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love America????

   Dear god I love you and always will..but can you explain one thing to me :::: Mosquitos ...WHY..???