love Funny Status Messages

   I love you yet I hate you,its like I want to throw you off a cliff then run really fast to the bottom to catch you ..

   I believe in the sun even when it's night time, I believe in love even when I am yet to find it, I believe in God even when he is yet to answer my prayers, I believe in heaven even when I have been to hell and back.

   We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers

   why is everyone in love with their hair these days? I hate my hair ..cause it's so FREAKIN AWESOME!!

   I love God. I just don't like the peope who work for him.

   i love you like a fat kid loves cake, but right now the fat kid is on a diet

   I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..

   Waiting for someone to tell you they love you is like listening for windchimes in a hurricane.

   The two favorite buttons I LOVE on Facebook: "Hide all posts from this person" and "Hide friend request".

   You can't be hot when you're asleep, especially when you're in a deep sleeping having a dream about making love to a Snowman!

   Eventually you'll be separated from everyone you love by distance, argument, divorce or death. Make sure you know how to stand on your own.

   Women beg for love wit sex and guys beg for sex wit love.

   How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love Australia???

   American Patriotism is not defined as the love of our country to the exclusion of all else, it's the love of a country that's great enough to include everything else!

   How many BBQ's do I have to get drunk at to prove I love America????

   Dear god I love you and always will..but can you explain one thing to me :::: Mosquitos ...WHY..???

   Love is never wrong...Especially when that love is between two young carefree ladies who have wandering hands and a deep curiosity for experimentation with Coprophagia, a little Cyclic vomiting syndrome and a cup...Yea that's some real love :)

   Rsvp to friends Event that I wasent invited to Yes facebook I would love to be creepy. Facebook makeing us creepy one Event at a time

   I know what love is..Thats like someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a damn cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.

   Plan A doesn't work in your love life, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.