Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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You think you're having a bad day, you could be a Siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you're the only one with an ass.
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11-08-2016 18:04
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☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer
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11-08-2016 14:46
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Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?
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11-08-2016 14:15 by Baddie
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I participated in the downfall of America, and all I got was this lousy sticker?
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11-08-2016 13:21
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Pick-of-the-Day Special. An egotistical idiot OR WWIII. Choose wisely.
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11-08-2016 12:48
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I voted...for Medical Marijuana.

Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.

Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"

I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut.
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11-08-2016 11:33
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I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.
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11-08-2016 09:12
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I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...
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11-08-2016 07:46 by JCW
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No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over

Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.
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11-08-2016 07:14
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well, who ya voting for, donald trump or isis' supreme leader?
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11-08-2016 06:46
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☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka
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11-08-2016 06:17
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Don't forget to set your country back 50 years today!!
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11-08-2016 06:08
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Let the comedy circus begin..........American elections!
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11-08-2016 03:32
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I'm excited for this season's finale of America
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11-08-2016 02:18
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Who needs television when there is so much drama election on Facebook.
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11-07-2016 23:15
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