Funny Status Message #172312

X says It's curious how a dog's erection can look so much like a tube of cherry chapstick yet do almost nothing for chapped lips.
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# 100244 Friendly Advice: If you run out of Chapstick, just use chicken sh!t. It doesn't help your chapped lips, but it keeps you from licking them.
# 147133 What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?......... *Asking for my 2 year old
# 121494 They should make a medal for anyone uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.

←Rate | 11-03-2016 20:34 , noads

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