love Funny Status Messages

   Dont you just love my t!tt!es? (+ )(- ).. Its just a tit bit nipply in here!

   Some people act like they love me and I act like I love them too.

   “In life we all have an unspeakable secret, and irreversible regret, an unreachable dream, and an unforgettable love.” 

   If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you

   “I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What's so cool about M&M wrappers?”

   I think the tin man needs to back to see the wizard ,,what good is a heart sure he can love Dorothy but he has no willy..

   I love sleep, because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.

   I would love to hear more music that is not about sex or even love, because there is other stuff in life.

   Great love makes us capable of great courage. Like getting married & giving someone half your sh*t.

   I love to use the holidays as an excuse to gift, re-gift and de-gift meaningless merchandise.....I wonder if that would qualify me as an "Indian Gifter"? ツ

   I believe in forgiveness. If someone hurt the ones I love... I'd probably kill that motherf*cker. But I'd forgive myself REALLY quick.

   Texting someone back while driving just means that you love them enough to actually die for them.

   I know I joke around on facebook with status's about women but deap down I think the greatest thing a man can ever learn, Is how to love a woman and the feeling of being loved in return!

   If you're gonna have raw sex with the person you love so much, at least do it wearing the safest thing...A WEDDING RING!

   they say you sould talk to plants, because they can feel the love. what in the hell do you say to weed?

   Back in my day Werewolves didn't fall in love with babies...THEY ATE THEM!!

   "Love me tender." - pirate describing his fondness of breaded chicken

   I accidentally took my girlfriends birth control pills..... As soon as I'm done crying I'm gonna B*TCH you out....... Oh....... I love you! ♥

   Heard they have a new Michael Jackson video game out.....I bet the Pedophiles are gonna love this.

   Oh I love seven layer cookies!!! Each layer compliments the next. Right as the coconut starts to fade, HELLO Mrs. butterscotch!!!!