love Funny Status Messages

   Letters start with A-B-C. Numbers start with 1-2-3. Music starts with Do-Re-Mi. And love starts with You-And-Me

   I love mustache, rides.

   Respect to the women who loved us at our worst when we had nothing, women who patiently watched us grow from boys to men, helped us work for everything we have today, blessed us with love, support and loyalty and never asked for anything in return.

   ‎‎(ｏ・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love

   If couples who are in love are called "LOVED BIRDS", then couples who argue should be called "ANGRY BIRDS".

   "Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love." sounds a lot better than "let's do it tonight, don't even think about how this will affect our lives later, just sex"

   When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff..

   Don't you love it when you're ipod is about to fall, and your headphones saves its life.

   The three phases of love: 1. XOXO 2. XXX 2. EX

   Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married.

   remember guys...try to keep her as a love bird...dont do anything to make her an angry bird

   I love the instant bowel cleansing I receive after eating McDonald's food!

   On a scale from Casey Anthony to Penn State, how much do you love children?

   We must love and respect one another. Except people who decorate Christmas trees with blue lights. They should be waterboarded.

   Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together.

   I do not look at porn online. I watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked.

   Love is like a game, Some people Cheat and some prefer to play it fair.

   I LOVE beating women..... to the door so I can hold it open for them

   Hate Mondays.Annoy Tuesday.Ignore Wednesday.Smile Thursday.Love Friday.Enjoy Saturday.Damn Sunday!

   Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate ; Friends has 7 letter, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying