Friday Funny Status Messages

   Fatass Quanicka ruined Casual Friday for every this past Friday......Sh e wore shorts

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.

   I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

   On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.

   Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...

   Basketball. Pfft. Running back and forth. Making passes. Dribbling. I do that every Friday night.

   It's Friday... Of course it's good : )

   It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!

   When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.

   4 horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday.

   Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.

   Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

   Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!

   Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!

   Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

   Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!

   Who came up with the brilliant idea of moving the clocks forward on the weekend...in the middle of the night?? Why not move them ahead on a Friday around 4PM?

   FYI Atheist do not have to thank anyone for Friday because Friday is a free natural phenomenon.

   Sorry you're an atheist and have no one to thank its Friday.