snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   to all the wackos who believe in global warming try coming to Idaho in the middle of March..It'll snow

   figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel

   as cool as a winter breeze over a cucumber garden.

   Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"

   one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours

   Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...

   DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.

   ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

   Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.

   ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?

   I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.

   ...its -4 out and snow is on it's way tomorrow...so much for this global warming they talk about...although they'll probably blame the cold on the hole in the ozone layer or cow farts...

   ..i thought it was sweet of my boss to gather us all together and warn us of the massive amounts of snow expected overnight and to drive carefully... then also warn us to "show up to work tomorrow or else". Aww they really DO care!

   Hold on to your shovels, its going to be a long winter!!

   Last week I sent my friend a pile of snow. I called her today and asked "Did you get my drift?"

   Snow: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.

   Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

   It will snow. Fine. This is not a reason to panic. Tesco will not run out of food before you starve so don't go shopping like a twat, if you're unsure whether to drive then just don't ok. Ever. Sell your damn car and get on a bus. And please don't ring th

   Nudist Camp sign: "Sorry, Clothed for Winter".

   just heard about the 2 blondes that froze to deat at the drive in...they were watching "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"!!