Prostitute Funny Status Messages

   Whats the difference between a wife and a prostitute? One's on contract,the other's pay-as-you-go.

   You really have to hand it to the blind prostitute..."

   just seen a homeless dude with a sign that said "too ugly to prostitute."

   who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. pacman , because for 25 cents that bi*ch will swallow balls until she dies!

   chinese calendar year of the cow . . .we had mad cow disease.Year of the bird . . .we had avian flu.This year its the year of the tiger...and well we have tiger woods' 'am not a prostitute,am just a sex addict' disease.Hope our women understand.

   Hiring someone attractive does necessarily not mean they will be a productive employee...unless this person is a prostitute.

   everybody needs sex. we need stories to tell are friends. Like "the prostitute gave the money back... no lie."

   I went to Japan and got myself a discount prostitute. She love me moderate time.

   "Every time I see a mattress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls."

   what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full

   Going to MacDonalds for a Salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

   If you accept a penny for your thoughts, not only are you a philosophical prostitute. You're not a very good one.

   If I was a college professor, I would give bad grades to the girls I wanted to screw. I'm sure 90% of them would prostitute in exchange for an "A"

   Everytime I see a matttress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls..

   It must be impossible to stand out as a prostitute working on Halloween.

   I JUST SAW MCDONALDS NOW IS SERVING OATMEAL. HMMM THAT'S LIKE GOING TO A PROSTITUTE FOR A KISS......

   while I drink my coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window and ask myself: Am I attractive enough to prostitute?

   I gotta admit, I got a lil excited when I heard they're remaking Total Recall, this time with Colin Farrell. I was wondering who they'd get to play the 3 breasted mutant prostitute ... then it hit me ... SNOOKI would be perfect!

   … Everytime I see a mattress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls …

   how can you tell a japanese prostitute from the others?..she is the one in the fish nets