Exercise Funny Status Messages

   getting enough exercise pushing her limits

   Exercise programme: Take one Weetabix. Take an Aero chocolate bar.Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix. Voila. Aerobix.

   I am starting my diet and exercise program next Monday – I am tired of looking like I ATE four children instead of like I HAVE four children…

   loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.

   The secrets of staying young is to live honestly, eat healthy, and exercise or simply lie like hell about your age.

   The nutritional facts on a box should just tell you the amount of exercise needed to burn off what you're about to eat.

   I don't like exercise so I'm not going to walk a mile in your shoes. I'll judge you standing right here.

   I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

   Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

   Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right, repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

   thinks that nutritional information should simply tell you the amount of exercise required to burn off whatever it is you're about to consume.

   A note of fact- Under Armor is an clothing designed with exercise in mind. It is not intended to be a girdle.

   I gave up smoking,I gave up drinking,I try to exercise,I try to eat right......apparently this means I will live longer but the trouble is I am boreeeeed

   I get ENOUGH exercise pushing my luck! ;)

   I confine my exercise to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck.

   I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

   I'm opening a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50

   I've started a new exercise regime. Every morning, before I get out of bed, I do one sit-up.

   Attended a group exercise class using Shake Weights. We had trouble getting our rhythm at first but we finally all came together at the end.

   I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor.