love Funny Status Messages

   Children need a lot of love & understanding but men need even more.

   whats the difference between love & a sandwich? I'm great at making a sandwich

   A recent study has shown that its much more difficult to lie to someone you truly love than lying to someone you don't love.

   There's gratification and then there's "I love not responding to you on facebook chat" gratification.

   Of course best friend, you are allowed to have other friends as long as you love me more.

   I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you. I got you a Justin Bieber CD.

   I've never been that "Super Thug gangsta, keep going to jail type of black guy" I'm more of a "keep a steady job, continue college, love God and my country type of black guy" regardless I still love fried chicken and watermelon.. keep it real my friends

   There's nothing worse than not getting the right amount of love from strangers on the internet.

   I love the taste of water, especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka.

   I love blank papers. They are so innocent.

   I Love The Taste Of Water...Especially If It Has Barley,Yeast,Hops,and Sugar Added To It and Left In A Little Dark Brown Bottle In A Cool Celler For A Few Months.

   Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends.

   I sometimes eat pizza with a fork... Please love me anyway.

   I believe in love at first sight, and love at last call.

   I love tan lines... it's like God came down and high-lighted all the good parts... ;-)

   If you can't be manipulated, you're not in love.

   My signature move is falling in love with people I can't have.

   Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch.