love Funny Status Messages

   If you don't love me at my worst, good call. I wouldn't put up with me either.

   Never forget to love your family.. because when everyone is in and out of your life, family is always there

   You say "love means never having to say you're sorry" What I hear is that essentially your love is a narcissistic sociopathic minefield.

   Just wrote my wedding vows, it says, "I'll love & respect you, for fear of the death penalty for murder." Incase anyone wants to propose...

   If love is a battlefield, and love is also blind, it makes sense why the outcome is always a huge disaster.

   Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.

   love just isn't enough to keep two people together. You need money too to finance that shingding.

   "A gripping tale of love and survival..." is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M.

   Love is such a strong word But then again, so is C*NT

   When someone yells STOP, I don't know if it's In the Name of Love, it's Hammertime, or that I should Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.

   Our love making is great but it's the talking, cuddling and intimacy I enjoy the most…..ok, she's gone. It's really the sex!!

   This b itch that started the whole "You can't hurry love" bullsh-it obviously gave terrible blow jobs.

   there are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who love beer and idoits...

   If you don't feel the love on Facebook then you're stalking the wrong people.

   I turn every sexual experience into a love try angle.

   love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones

   I love how perfect you aren't.

   Ladies; Love is giving him the remote...to your vibrator.

   I love being a father. Children start off as little bundles of joy and eventually grown up to be great at getting you a beer.

   If you love someone, screw their brains out on a daily basis, and letting them go will never become an issue.