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I think I just contracted herpes in my eyes from watching Jersey Shore.
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10-02-2010 15:27 by
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American Gladiator sports such as the giant hamster rolling ball thing should be introduced at the next olympics.
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10-02-2010 15:32 by
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I saw the new Facebook movie. Filling the theater with annoying people adds a realistic touch.
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10-02-2010 15:33 by
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It hurts me to see your "I'm in a relationship" status on Facebook.
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10-02-2010 15:38 by
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Where will be your higher power if you could travel around in space?...
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10-02-2010 16:32
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If I've learned anything from TV it's that kids will never be successful athletics or honor students unless I drive a minivan.
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10-02-2010 16:33 by
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I hope and pray for the day that seals become domesticated. I already have a saddle picked out for when I take mine for a walk.
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10-02-2010 16:35 by
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Why is "patience" a virtue? Why can't "hurry the f*ck up" be a virtue?
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10-02-2010 16:48 by
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When some one says "wait for it".....as a comedic device. Its even funnier to just drop kick them in the balls real fast. I like this!
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10-02-2010 17:24 by
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do asian people widen there eyes and say "IM AMERICAN!"?
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10-02-2010 18:17
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How can October be Breast awareness month? Men notice them all the time!
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10-02-2010 18:21
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green..
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10-02-2010 18:51 by
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̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ Say Hello To My Lilttle Frien ..!!!!
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10-02-2010 19:03
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Diarrhoea; the gay guys' period
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10-02-2010 21:54 by
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buying illegal things on the internet.
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10-02-2010 22:00 by
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Does anyone have a clean slate to spare... I'm all out.
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10-02-2010 22:15
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can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I know I have work the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before execution.
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10-02-2010 22:58 by
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why do we close our eyes when we pray? when we cry? when we dream? when we kiss? cuz we know that most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.
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10-02-2010 23:06
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People who say goodnight to facebook are annoying, I mean it's not like facebook is gonna reply goodnight or anything...
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10-02-2010 23:32
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to all you women out there...slow down on the make up...nuttin worse than falling asleep next to a"beauty" and waking up next to a "beast"
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10-02-2010 23:42 by
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