love Funny Status Messages

   I love myself because I don't have enough money to make other people do it.

   Don't you love when you put a load in the dishwasher and it swallows?

   Love you ALL!!! Yes even you, you twisted little duck lipped 18 year old friend of my daughter...

   I love a woman that can shoot a gun, but I fear a woman with good aim.

   Ladies, if your dating profile includes the phrase “must love cats”, you should buy the long term membership…

   I love people who gossip behind my back... that's just where they belong, behind ME!

   Will you write on your girlfriend's Facebook wall telling her how much you love each her?" ~Said Nobody, ever.

   I used to love when my parents left little notes in my lunch box when I was a kid, like "Get an A or don't bother coming home".

   I was asked how I can be happy when those I love suffer. They need my light during those times not my darkness. I burn brighter FOR them.

   If you can't be with the one you love, throw yourself into oncoming traffic

   Tell her you love her hair, her eyes, the way she wrinkles her nose...and get laid this weekend.

   Anger occasionally makes me have a sh!tty day. Love occasionally makes me have a sh!tty 3 years.

   People don't love you just for who you are, but how you make them feel.

   Trust gets you killed. Love gets you hurt. Being real gets you hated.

   I didn't know what love meant... until I looked it up in the dictionary

   In the absence of peace & love, we teach war & hate as an escape from the problems we are too lazy to solve.

   You know its true love when she makes you wanna stop deleting your browser history.

   I'm just a boy. In love with a girl. Standing here quietly. Behind your shower curtain. Watching.

   How to win his love: 1. hold your own hair. 2. tell him he's big. 3. make him laugh at you. 4. be quiet.

   love The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed