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   messageicon Has anyone noticed that there aren't many play-places at fast food restaurants anymore? Probably because none of those kids chowing down on burgers and fries can fit through the tunnels.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 13:40 by allie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men have feelings too. For example, they feel hungry.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 21:02 by Allie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you love when you put a load in the dishwasher and it swallows?
←Rate | 08-25-2012 17:41 by allie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were getting sexts from someone you're not interested in, does that mean you got molexted? Or is it textual harassment?
←Rate | 06-22-2012 20:46 by Allie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most romantic way to have sex with a girl is to t!tty f#ck her, because that's when you're closest to her heart.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 20:59 by Allie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone ever worry about summoning a demon by unknowingly drawing a mystic symbol with their Toaster Strudel icing?
←Rate | 08-25-2012 13:43 by allie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If that old woman who lived in a shoe lived in one of mine she would have slit her wrists and died shortly after moving in.
←Rate | 06-26-2012 15:12 by Allie Comments (0)  



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