love Funny Status Messages

   Want to clear out a room quickly? Start playing muskrat love loudly. You are welcome.

   I wonder what it feels like to spend an entire Saturday trying to come up with something funny to post here and getting no love at all... Not that I spent all day thinking this up or anything...

   What's black, 'will always love you,' and has white on the nose? ... a Border Collie.

   Future old age homes are gonna love the nipple rings . so handy to lift them up and change the sheets

   I don't know what Squidward's problem is. I would love to live next to SpongeBob!

   I fell off the bed in the middle of it and she yelled "5 second rule" and kept doing it. I think I'm in love...

   hey ladies, fallin' head over heels in love only happens in your 20's.. After that the best you can hope for is heels over head

   If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski.

   Next time a telemarketer calls, hit 'em with an "I love you" right off the bat. Just keep saying it, no matter what they say

   Gas is going up even higher and no way Obama will help. Democrats love high gas prices because they blame it on the republicans, and they think people driving less is better for going green.

   We Found Love in a Swollen Face - Chris Brown ft. Rihanna

   YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos

   Dear Me, I just wanted to remind you that it's okay to say "No" once in awhile. I'll let you in on a little secret-the world will go on! Love, Me

   Maybe it's the beer talking but I really love beer.

   I love a woman in heels. But please don't wear a bunch of Bangles too. You just sound like an angry Samurai chasing me on a horse.

   Gotta love Facebook. I can update my status, post pictures and even chat with numerous people.....and nobody knows I'm not wearing any pants.

   Every time I say "I love you too", I'm thinking about the band so, technically not a lie.

   When a girl is in love, she offers sex. when a guy wants sex, he offers love.

   Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it

   The love of Money is the root of all evil.. For more information,,,, send $20 to me.