snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.

   Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..

   If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......

   You see all this snow and complain, I see potential for filling my bathtub with it and chilling many beers for a party!

   while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.

   We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?

   The next person that says asks me "Think we got enough snow?" shall be given an epic whitewash.

   Sometimes while I drink my morning coffee I stare out the window think to myself "F#&k, thats a lot of snow!!"

   Another WASTED DAY that the kids could be using to make up a snow day and a day I could be getting some stuff done , but damn near everything is closed.

   Next person that asks me "Is it cold out?" after I walk inside with my winter coat on, gloves, hot and a red face is going to get thrown outside in the snow and locked out.

   wants to go the next NHL Winter Classic and sneak onto the ice with a fishing pole and a folding chair. Just for laughs.

   No one wants to hear a guy say 'they're getting 8" tonight', hence the reason all weather reporters should be female, cuz who doesn't like to hear a woman talk dirty like that, even if it's about snow?

   PSA: When you find out it is a snow day, everyone on facebook already knows. Please do your best to refrain from updating your status to "no school" or "snow day". As it does get on my nerves.

   Im so tired of this winter and snow that I rigged a gasoline can to my leaf blower, I'm on a mission now to melt all the snow so I can mow later

   Im so FU***ing tired of this snow that I just ripped all of my kids possessions (books , Comforters etc) that have any type of reference to SNOW WHITE... yeah..F**ck her too!

   getting a restraining order on Old Man Winter

   When I was a kid, snow days cost $100 and only lasted a few hours...

   Ah winter, that beautiful time of year for frozen engines, broken car starters and screeching fan belts. Bliss 

   I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.

   WOW!! This winter storm system spans 2000 miles!!