Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   recycle...because mother earth likes to regift too

   thinks that the mother and father bear from Goldilocks and the 3 bears had some relationship issues as evident from the fact that they had separate beds!

   You have to feel sorry for the Mother's of the Chilean miners. The waiting, the pain, seeing their kids come out slowly from a small dark hole. It's like child birth all over again

   Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.

   ...little boy writes to Santa: please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: ok, send me your mother.

   I can charm any mother....it's getting the daughter that is the tricky part....

   Whoo yooh A suicide book..got my mother in laws christmas present..};-)

   I Just got super excited when Ice-ice Baby played on Pandora, Does that mean that I'm getting old? Yo man lets get outa hair, Word to your mother!!!!

   - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.

   My mother-in-law came to visit, I asked, "How long are you going to stay?" She said, "As long as you want me to." I said, "You're not even going to stay for coffee?"

   This may look easy to you, but I assure you your mother is even easier.

   That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?

   A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but do a mother.

   (With French accent) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

   Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

   My mother now has Gchat. You will no longer know how inappropriate my thoughts are via status updates. Today my status is "I like studying and Jesus."

   When I was a little girl, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

   Today is National Unfriend Day... but what if mother won't let me unfriend?

   Bristol is following in her mother's footsteps, having no talent and people still root for her!

   What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!”