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The octopus PAUL has predicted it correct yet again. Spain are the Champions. I need to meet this PAUL and ask him to select which girl should I Propose to. It's time I settle for one girl, having 3 girlfriends Sucks bigtime!!
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07-11-2010 17:13
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PAUL the octopus is correct yet again!!! Spain are the crowned Champions!
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07-11-2010 17:14
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Paul the Octopus just got hired by the CIA ...
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07-11-2010 17:48
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likes how YouTube has gone from a video watching site to a music listing site.
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07-11-2010 18:12
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The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
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07-11-2010 18:35
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I have a chef and a dentist here. You realize what this means right? We can finally clear up the confusion over the origin of tartar sauce!
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07-11-2010 18:39 by
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711 stores are the real version of the Kwik-E-Mart from the Simpsons...true story, I saw Apu working just this morning.
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07-11-2010 19:04
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That's not a bald spot on top of my head! It's a solar panel for my love machine ;-)
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07-11-2010 19:31
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congrats to spain for winning the Triwizard Cup or whatever...
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07-11-2010 19:40 by
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is So,.. Just in case all Hell does freeze over, What's your Number?"
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07-11-2010 19:59 by
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It is now legal to carry concealed weapons in church in Louisiana. I'm thinking that confession just got a LOT more interesting.
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07-11-2010 20:46
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cellphones always killin the mood. chick texted "your ducking sexy".. sigh. so I responded "your spelling makes me think your on quack"
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07-11-2010 21:20 by
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wondering, Just how do I get in contact with Paul the octopus during football season?
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07-11-2010 21:46
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A good friend is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you in his heart, FORMATS your problem, and never DELETES you from his MEMORY
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07-11-2010 22:12 by
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My guinea pigs are smarter than you! :P
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07-11-2010 23:18
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that Bud Light Lime has less calories, carbs & fat than 2% Milk...it's not looking good for milk right now.
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07-12-2010 00:22 by
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There's nothing wrong with having sex with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.
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07-12-2010 01:52 by
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Scientists at Lake Tahoe are fighting off a clam invasion.. Or to use scientific terms, "Lilith Fair"
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07-12-2010 01:55 by
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Sleeping is putting a restraining order against me, I have to pay for my dreams support.
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07-12-2010 05:56 by
remy
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wondering if I'll ever be mature enough to stop laughing at the word "duty".
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07-12-2010 06:29 by
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