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   messageicon So Walmart securty didn’t see this Mofo coming in from the parking lot with a Ak-47 ? But they wanna see a receipt for some water!
←Rate | 08-06-2019 15:58 by Remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Lion King is the best way that people from Michigan can see a group of Lions come together and win
←Rate | 07-22-2019 15:42 by Remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon My niece asked me, who is that ugly girl on American Idol? I said her name is Steven Tyler
←Rate | 01-20-2011 15:54 by remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rip to the driver that died with Paul Walker that no once cares about because he wasn't famous,
←Rate | 12-01-2013 18:02 by remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kate Gosselin had a garage sale , she did good.... she has 3 kids left.
←Rate | 11-10-2010 11:43 by remy Comments (3)  

   messageicon Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!
←Rate | 01-22-2017 03:58 by Remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If weed is ever legalized, I cant wait to see the commercials.
←Rate | 11-05-2013 23:33 by remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Egyptians Gone Wild
←Rate | 02-03-2011 12:33 by remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon How come everyone post their problems when 2:00am comes, but nobody post how horny they are.
←Rate | 11-08-2010 03:30 by remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon o═════<()¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤øº♪ ♫ ♪. 90 min of this annoying crap.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 17:10 by Remy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sleeping is putting a restraining order against me, I have to pay for my dreams support.
←Rate | 07-12-2010 05:56 by remy Comments (0)  


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