love Funny Status Messages

   Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.

   predicting to go another year without love... as long as I have apple juice I'm good though.

   Morning sex means, “I love making love to you so much that your dragon breath doesn't even phase me.

   Nothing says “Good Morning… I Love You!” like morning sex.

   Interesting....Nearly all religions support love....but cause the most wars.

   Dear old love, I used to think I had a really low sex drive. Now I realize it was just that I wasn't really attracted to you.

   When you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my Smart ph, I'm telling it how much I love it..!!

   Dear old love: I used to fantasize about you dying so that I could be single again. I'm so glad I decided to leave you instead of waiting for you to die.

   Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.

   Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥

   Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight

    As much as I love butter spray bottles it just makes me want Bacon spray bottles." I'd put that $hit on everything "

   Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.

   posting "I love you!!!" today on Facebook is the equivalent to shouting it from the top of a mountain back in the day.

   Do I really have to explain why I love you? Okay fine. I love you because you give good head.

   I LOVE sleeping,,,,,, It's like being dead,,, Without all the commitment

   Did you know, if on a full moon if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times, you'll look stupid doing that?

   Hoes Love buying Sharpies so they can draw on their eyebrows like this (^_^) (~_~) (`_`) ("_") (-_-) (/_\) (-_=) (~_^) (-_~) (*_~)

   Love? No I prefer vodka

   I love this global warming! Who cares if my Grand kids won't get to see a Polar bear. I didn't get to see a dinosaur, & I turned out ok. At least the melting ice caps will cover Jersey Shore with water, so they won't have to see that either.