love Funny Status Messages

   If couples who are in love are called "LOVED BIRDS", then couples who argue should be called "ANGRY BIRDS".

   ‎‎(ｏ・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love

   Respect to the women who loved us at our worst when we had nothing, women who patiently watched us grow from boys to men, helped us work for everything we have today, blessed us with love, support and loyalty and never asked for anything in return.

   I love mustache, rides.

   Letters start with A-B-C. Numbers start with 1-2-3. Music starts with Do-Re-Mi. And love starts with You-And-Me

   I LOVE my job!! Especially the part when I clock out and leave!!!

   Hey adorable couples who constantly profess your love for each other via Facebook, learn how to text.

   Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian Dad: ok it's cool.. Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this family love c0ck? Son: I do!

   If the happy in love couples are called "love birds" the miserable fighting couples should be called "angry birds"

   I have to show her I can hate her before I show her I can love her

   I love it when people I hate get in trouble.

   Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.

   I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre

   Makin Love Faces...(⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>__=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)

   I would love to put a smile on your face..and I will be using construction paper and a stapler.

   Some of you ladies need to stop listening to Beyonce. F*ck relationships! Just keep swallowing until he love you

   Ladies, want to test your man's love and devotion? Need to know if your man is commited to you're relationship? Ask him to add a line on his Cell Phone account...nothing says love and commitment like a 2 year contract! ;-)

   Whoever said, "love conquers all" obviously wasn't very good with a gun.

   God may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding..,.God thinks you suck also.

   Did you here about the elderly couple who lived next to a church? .....They were making love to the rhythm of the church bells..........A fire engine went passed and the old man died of a heart attack.