friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!

   In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't

   I signed into Facebook so I could find out where all my friends will be this weekend. I now have a list of places to avoid. Strategery, folks.

   Oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right!

   discovered last weekend that if you play a Nickelback album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Nickelback.

   dancing on a table. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, BABY!!!!

   pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!

   A bread factory burned down over the weekend. No one was injured however the place is toast.

   its the weekend so live it up, charge it down, puff it off, smash a line, blow out blind and destroy your mind!!

   In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

   Has come to the conclusion that the weekend is a man, it comes too quick then you don't hear from it for a week!!

   Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.

   ...Chelsea Clinton got married this past weekend. Great to see Chelsea grow from an awkward, homely child to an awkward, homely adult.

   out clubbing this weekend. I'm going to beat my record of 12 baby seals.

   loves Fridays but Friday the 13th is so stressfull. You have to watch out for black cats, don't walk under a ladder, open an umbrella inside and watch out for guys named Jason with machettes.

   would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   Its Friday 13th,an unlucky day.To counteract that you could try a Rabbits Foot or a Lucky Horseshoe. Horseshoes usually bring good luck today,but never trust a horse that wears high heels & remember to never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you his foot.