life Funny Status Messages

   Imagine if you knew exactly when are you going to die, what would you do with the rest of your time? I bet you would change a lot of things about you life...

   "Dear Life ...Patience is a virtue of a few and I have been ur sincere student for quite sometime now so plz give up on the idea of me giving up....Destiny awaits me......"

   My new life goal is to do something worthy of being on a commemorative plate while holding a commemorative plate.

   wonders.....have you ever had one of those days that all you can do is smile, sing, dance and and yell from from the mountain tops how good life is??? Well, today certainly wasn't one of those days for me....

   On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

   To all my barbies out there who date Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, you'll be better off in life. Get that money!

   Today is the 2nd day of the rest of your life. Yep, yesterday was the 1st day and you totally wasted it didn't you.

   When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say "Didn't you read my facebook status updates?"

   Every day of my life is like an episode of LOST, something crazy always happens and I never have any idea what's going on.

   Facebook: making stalkers life easier since 2004

   You don't find the meaning of life, the meaning of life finds you.

   Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours.

   Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

   Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're f*cked.

   Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.

   spent my life in books and written pages, lived and learned from fools and from sages

   Relationships are like drugs, they either kill you, or give you the best feeling of your life.

   Life's a b!tch, because if it were a slut, it'd be easy.

   Today's life lesson: If you can't wow them with brilliance, Baffle them with bullshit.

   Love,Live,Exist and be loyal. The rest is a piece of cake. You only live once so live your life right