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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you alot and think of you often. 
Life should come with more opportunities to shove peoples faces in cake
Man life is a bi+ch..why couldn't it be a slut? At least then it would be easy!
As an experiment I'm going to try to see life through the eyes of a man...dammit, I can't stop staring at my a$$ in the mirror!
-2-Face contact with this so called "Future-me" or it could have serious affects on the way of life as I know it now... "I knew I would own a Delorean one day... HIGH FIVE
Jordan says, "I'm devastated, Alex has left a gaping hole in my life." Come off it Katie that's been there since your early teens!
Wish life could be simple like the good ol' days. Like page 756!
Some people measure success by the position one has mastered in life....mines doggy....
life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain, and then get struck by the light
Life should come with more opportunities to shove peoples faces in cake.
Life is short...Break the rules, forgive, love, laugh, and never regret anything that made you smile!
Things in my life are finally starting to click...... Like my elbows, my knees, my feet,etc;
Missed the golden globes...My life is over... Now I only have 20 other award ceremoniess to watch that pertain to the same thing.
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
I wish I could be as enthusiastic about life as my dog is about the arrival of the mail man..
I just noticed that I walked around all morning with a ball point pen in my shirt pocket WITHOUT the cap on...think I finally earned the right for my 'Thug Life' tattoo...
LIFE IS SHORT... PLAY NAKED
Pabst got its blue ribbon in 1893 for being voted best beer. Further proving that life in 1893 sucked pretty damn hard.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
No one dies a virgin, life screws us all [Search Results] [View All Messages]
