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Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:34 PM
Only when I swallow. But daddy hasn't let me in a while.
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:37 PM
Awe...that's okay too...your mommy showed me what she taught you lil' guy...I still think you're cute though...
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:42 PM
I love you M.A.C. Will you be my friend? All these Loosers hate me. Maybe we can pray together. And I can touch your thingy like Father McFeely does to me. and then to mommy. and Daddy. I love family reunions.
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 05:04 PM
I don't let anyone "reach out and touch me" anymore...since the whole AIDS thing...That's why I'm happy to hear you keep it all in the family...Good Choice
Saturday January 15, 2011 @ 09:49 AM
But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. These are what defile a person.
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 04:26 PM
Awe...you're so cute...