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   messageicon Things in my life are finally starting to click...... Like my elbows, my knees, my feet,etc;
←Rate | 01-16-2011 09:57 by kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am thinking people with Bulimia like KFC because it comes with a bucket!
←Rate | 07-29-2011 10:36 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I searched Google, Bing and Yahoo on the word Impotence and nothing came up?
←Rate | 03-29-2014 13:22 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon Impotence: Natures way of saying "No Hard Feelings!"
←Rate | 02-19-2011 15:35 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I got a handjob from this Blind woman the other day and she proceeds to tell me I have the biggest shaft she's ever felt. I then told her, "You're pulling my leg!"
←Rate | 02-26-2014 15:02 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon It just dawned on me that Flo from the Progressive commercials is somebody's Aunt.....
←Rate | 05-08-2013 13:52 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy Water Recipe: Boil the "Hell" out of it!!
←Rate | 05-08-2013 13:53 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear drinking wet cement can get you really stoned!!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:26 by kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon When two Egotists meet, it's always an I for an I
←Rate | 05-08-2013 13:57 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lost my Viagara down the toilet....Now I have hard water!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:30 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I am over it now.
←Rate | 05-08-2013 13:56 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just thought of a quick way to spot a woman who is having that time of the month attitude problem! I call it the "Eye Pad!"
←Rate | 05-09-2011 02:52 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had an Aquarium store once, It tanked though....
←Rate | 05-08-2013 14:01 by Kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you hear about the circus fire? It was In-Tents!!
←Rate | 05-08-2013 13:58 by Kelso Comments (0)  



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