santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs Funny Status Messages

   The Christmas spirit is gone and I blame the Ghostbusters!

   Based on some of the status updates I see my friends post, I think some of them should see if there is an after Christmas return policy on relationships.

   its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

   I wrap the first few presents Martha Stewart style but towards the end they take on a drunk Helen Keller style.

   Attention!!! Christmas has been canceled this year!!! I told Santa that I had been good. He died laughing...

   If you include your kid's high GPA score in your Christmas letter grandma will be proud but everyone else hates you.

   i just saved a bunch of money on Christmas by getting my daughters batteries with toys not included for Christmas this year.

   Christmas and booze they both have a lot to do with SPIRIT!

   Every time someone tells me Happy Holidays, I just want to deck their halls....with a roundhouse kick to the face.....

   White Kid: For Christmas I got 500 dollars, a PS3, and an X Box 360/

   What did the little black kid get for Christmas? My bike :(

   f you feel sad, remember: There are people out there right now buying last-minute Christmas presents for their cats.

   Christmas: The only time of year when your credit card company calls you and says "Thank you!"...

   My kids are lucky, their crossing guard dresses as Santa every year. When I was a kid my crossing guard looked like Carla from Cheers.

   Santa must think my name is Cole.......

   Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.

   You know you have a lot of tattoos when you can win an ugly Christmas sweater contest by going shirtless.

   For Christmas I'm asking Santa for a great big sense of entitlement that can only be filled with materialism! - earth kids.

   If you put your kid's GPA in your Christmas card's the grandparents might be proud of them but everyone else is gonna think YOU'RE a di<k!

   Dear Santa , before I try to explain . Just how much do you aleady know .