SKELLY Funny Status Messages

   I wrap the first few presents Martha Stewart style but towards the end they take on a drunk Helen Keller style.

   If you're a psychic and you get murdered then no you weren't.

   Why are you all so upset about Dr Pepper For Men? I mean, Subaru makes cars just for lesbians!

   If you include your kid's high GPA score in your Christmas letter grandma will be proud but everyone else hates you.