friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   It seems like my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

   They should have travel agents for poor people who offer affordable weekend getaways to the homes of people who can afford to go on vacation

   My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

   Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...

   Men it’s simple. Work all day, fix things in the evenings, paint the house, wash the cars and dogs on the weekend and give us 100% of your attention…

   On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.

   If everybody's working for the weekend that means someone has been working for the week and they need to be stopped.

   FUN FACT: Trying to find a shortcut out of IKEA on the weekend was the inspiration for the ending of The Shawshank Redemption.

   I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

   Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.

   Every weekend I participate in a liquid cleanse diet... with beer.

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   Fatass Quanicka ruined Casual Friday for every this past Friday......Sh e wore shorts

   Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister

   I hate it when me and my subconscious is having a heated debate...and just when I come up with good comebacks, it thinks up a even better one! I thought about drinking on Friday, subconscious said "how about now!".... good one!

   A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...

   completely worn out after spending the whole weekend at a genital jamboree.

   If 40 is the new 30, then Monday is the new Friday.

   According to Facebook, some people I don't remember are grilling this weekend.

   Please drink responsibly this weekend and don't drink and dri......Wait this is Facebook, most of you probably won't leave the house! ... Good talk!