Friday Funny Status Messages

   pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!

   In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

   Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.

   loves Fridays but Friday the 13th is so stressfull. You have to watch out for black cats, don't walk under a ladder, open an umbrella inside and watch out for guys named Jason with machettes.

   would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   Its Friday 13th,an unlucky day.To counteract that you could try a Rabbits Foot or a Lucky Horseshoe. Horseshoes usually bring good luck today,but never trust a horse that wears high heels & remember to never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you his foot.

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"

   it's friday the 13th and storming. Not gonna lie, I'm half expecting Jason to come knocking on my door...

   Happy+Friday=much fun......

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekday

   guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day

   drinks, dinner, drinks....rinse and repeat...happy Friday..smile

   welcome back FRIDAY !!! I knew you coming back ,im fully charged and ready to get wasted with you ;)

   Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

   Memo to my coworkers: It is Friday afternoon, and I have some serious web browsing and personal emailing to take care of, so please refrain from walking behind my cubicle. Thank you.

   Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-