life Funny Status Messages

   The worst things in life are also free.

   Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it craps on your head.

   As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point up

   Everything happens for a reason... Just know that God places people in your life for a reason and will let you know what that reason is when it is time! ♥

   Thinks there should be a sarcasm font....would make FB life so much easier.....

   Perseverance is not a passive submission to circumstances , it's not passive endurance -it's a strong and actve response to difficult events of life...it's the quality on standing on your feet as you face the storms..it's not simply the attitude on facing

   Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know when you'll find a nut.

   Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.

   Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away...like choking.

   ■Unlike drugs, Facebook addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life

   Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.

   All this 'get on my level' $hit seriously... get ya head out ya a$$, no one cares about your make believe levels of life.

   Life is a journey, with plenty of stops at the liquor store to make it bearable.

   Life's a beach....and i'm playing in the sand...

   Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport..

   Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.

   Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

   Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway

   ‎*SINGLE* is NOT a status. It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live & enjoy life without depending on others.

   I got to get my life on track if I still expect Elton John to change the lyrics of "Candle in the Wind" for me.