Friday Funny Status Messages

   I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

   Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   Fatass Quanicka ruined Casual Friday for every this past Friday......Sh e wore shorts

   Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister

   I hate it when me and my subconscious is having a heated debate...and just when I come up with good comebacks, it thinks up a even better one! I thought about drinking on Friday, subconscious said "how about now!".... good one!

   A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...

   If 40 is the new 30, then Monday is the new Friday.

   It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.

   Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok by friday;)

   "Yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, and today is Friday"

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   I’m just glad it’s almost Friday! It’s almost Friday, right? Well, it’s close to Friday. It’s never going to be Friday is it?

   The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

   Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.

   It's Friday! That means just two more days until Monday.

   To my Atheist friends: Who do you thank now that's Friday?

   I don't have to thank noone for Friday because its a natural phenomenon controlled by nobody but nature.

   My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…

   Friday are we there yet?