friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   finally, the Friday of my discontent

   My Wife:"Honey the sales add says the dealership will make it easy for husbands to get a new car for their spouse this weekend!" Me: "Actually that sounds like a pretty good trade."

   Rum, Dr. Pepper, and the Curse of the Black Pearl. The end to a great weekend!

   Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

   Wife quote of the weekend: "I can't believe Kim Kardashian is making 2 million dollars off her wedding, and all I made was 2 kids and my father really mad." Thanks, honey, it's all been magical for me too...

   Will and Jada splitting, 5.8 earthquake in DC, and now Hurricane Irene as a possible Cat 4 landfall this weekend??? Lord have mercy............

   I go to the liquor store and stock up for hurricanes almost every other weekend.

   And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve

   since I am unemployed I tell everyone "this is my Friday" all day everyday so at least I get some cheap thrill out of dying alone

   I got blown out in my Fantasy Hurricane League this weekend

   Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say "Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."

   and God said, "Let there be Friday" ..and the devil said, "Let there be beer"

   It's Friday!!!!!! I just thought i'd tell ya'll that just incase you haven't seen all the other 1000 post about it.

   It's Labor Day weekend and I am still deep in LABOR.......

   ■If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ~D.Larson

   Had a great past weekend at Myrtle Beach with my girlfriend. She only caught me looking twice at women on the beach... The bruises are almost gone....!!!!

   A history of 9/11 this weekend. I'll be watching. Peace: the ultimate want. If everyone would bend, we'd have this... CJ

   Weekend's coming up. What do you say we surf the real world?

   ~ Alright everyone put on your Happy Face! It's time for the HAPPY FRIDAY BOOTY SHAKE! (_/_)(_l_)(_\_)(_l_)(_/_)(_\_) Have a great weekend!

   FYI - Tomorrow is Hard Hat Friday......