love Funny Status Messages

   A short list of things I seem unable to care about: vampires, shows about vampires, actors who play vampires, love lives of vampire actors.

   I love to whisper in a woman's ear. Not because I'm romantic, but because I don't want other people to hear me lying.

   love me or hate me either way your still.thinking about me

   In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and a unforgettable love.

   Only one long utter but I love getting milked

   When cops do that thing where they park side by side in an empty parking lot and talk for hours, that means they're in love, right?

   I'm just a boy.. standing in front of a girl.. asking her to love him.. long time.

   If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them

   I absolutetly love drinking water... too bad they don't mention the ingredients on the bottle I'd like to make some at home...

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   I got "I love you.", tattooed on my penis... my girlfriend said "Quit trying to put words in my mouth!".

   I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide

   JaMarcus Russell has admitted failing a drug test. It's all explained in his new book "Eat Pray Eat Love Eat Chug Purple Drank Eat".

   I love it when the one actually insane person in the office says, "call me crazy, but.." Because we totally DO!

   I love bald men with no dress sense that make me feel bad about myself....I swear I will marry one...ok?

   I love when doors automatically open for you, it makes me feel like I am a JeDi ;D

   Alright! Drunk me from last night made hungover me some epic sandwiches for lunch today. Man, I love that guy!" :)

   Facebook is a distraction - an attractive waste of time. That's what I love most about it.

   If you love cats adopt one. If you hate cats support the Chinese cuisine.

   I love the way you lie......................... on the floor after I smack you for being dumb! :p