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   messageicon I like to leave myself sexy love notes in my lunches and act all surprised and giddy like "WHAAAAAT----NOT AGAIN!" and then proceed to read the note out loud as my co-workers look on in envy.
←Rate | 03-05-2020 06:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We love taking our boys to adventure parks. It's a great way to spend $800 to listen to them complain about the weather and about how much they hate to stand in line.
←Rate | 03-05-2020 06:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so used to ending phone calls with family and friends by saying "I love you", that I accidentally said it to the female agent at Spectrum. Anyway, she gave me 6 months of free internet and HBO.
←Rate | 03-15-2020 07:07 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Socialism bad, unless I need it. Love Trump supporters.
←Rate | 03-20-2020 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ruby can finally take her love to town... guilt free.
←Rate | 03-21-2020 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love that ordering delivery now feels like helping the country & rebuilding the economy whereas before it just felt lazy & financially irresponsible. #WednesdayThoughts #SaferAtHome
←Rate | 03-25-2020 21:34 by @awomanontheroad Comments (0)  


   messageicon Literal Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you Swiss? I'd love to check out your holes.
←Rate | 03-27-2020 10:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Love octopus. Tried to cook one the other night and took me 5 hours. The sucker kept turning off the gas.
←Rate | 03-29-2020 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon April Fools Day is a good day to confess your love to your crush. That way you can save face and say "April Fools!" if they reject you.
←Rate | 04-01-2020 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else feel the love in here?
←Rate | 04-07-2020 07:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still haven't used a package of Willow brand toilet paper I scored as I just love the name Willow, thats like Wilson but softer, longer-lasting, more essential.
←Rate | 04-09-2020 09:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey punk below, you love winning then get the helll out of here
←Rate | 04-10-2020 14:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you do if you are an atheist and your stuck behind a car that has a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumber sticker?
←Rate | 04-22-2020 03:08 by STARMAN Comments (1)  


   messageicon *Love in the time of coronavirus* Hey baby, want to go back to my place and play find the paper cut with the hand sanitizer?
←Rate | 04-27-2020 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have so much in common. You love to travel and I want you to go
←Rate | 05-03-2020 09:51 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love when I take the time to type out a long text message to a friend and they reply with "K"
←Rate | 05-22-2020 20:49 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love reading books that are based on real events but spiced up with a little fiction to keep your interest, kinda like people's Facebook posts.
←Rate | 05-25-2020 12:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
←Rate | 06-18-2020 06:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon A Girl commented on my post, a guy replied, she replied again n they were abt 2 fall in Love so I deleted d post.
←Rate | 06-26-2020 13:10 by raman911 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dogs are like unruly kids. The people who live with them love 'em. But they annoy the heII out of the rest of us.
←Rate | 07-02-2020 12:19 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  




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