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   Parents, here's a way to keep your kids busy for awhile on Easter, let them have an Easter egg hunt, just don't hide any eggs.

   I think we all need to be on the same page on this: are we telling kids that the Easter Bunny died of Corona Virus or that Carole Baskin killed him?

   Hoping the easter bunny leaves me some eggs the egg hoarders didn't get this year.

   Out of eggs and hoping the easter bunny will leave some on my porch.

   Everyone knows that Santa lives at the North Pole, but does anyone know where the Easter Bunny lives?

   Just found seven Easter eggs while putting up Halloween decorations.

   Trix are for kids, but when my favorite rabbit gets together with the Energizer bunny it’s grownup time.

   I just took the Christmas tree down. Gonna dye Easter eggs this afternoon.

   I hate when people say that the ears are their favorite part of a chocolate Easter Bunny. Gross out with all that wax and stuff, and they stink too.

   I’ve eaten so much Easter candy..that at this point I’m positive i’m ovulating Reese’s eggs.

   Just ate a cheap foil-covered Easter egg & it was so disgusting, I ate 10 more to ensure my initial assessment was correct.

   Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.

   The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart is currently looking like a fight-to-the-death battle Royal between the all day Pajama People vs the Sweat Pants crowd.

   If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc

   Easter

   I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.

   Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.

   With the price of eggs this year, we're not dying eggs for Easter. We're dying Cheerios.

   We're gonna have to paint potatoes this Easter ya'll.

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.