love Funny Status Messages

   I'm pretty sure Facebook is marriage: lots of falling in love and zero sex

   If you love something... set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies, though.

   If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back, txt them when your drunk...

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back hunt them down and beat the snot out of them.

   If you don't take 500 selfies a day, do you even love yourself?

   Love is very strong.. It can remove tears, fears & even underwears.

   What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."

   People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.

   That moment when you wake up the next morning laying in bed next to the one you just fell in love with and you lay there trying to remember their name? GOD I MISS MY 20'S!

   Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do

   My love life is so boring that Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are going to make a movie about it.

   You don’t get to choose who you love but you get to choose which underwear you’ll wear tomorrow and that shouldn’t be taken for granted.

   I love my UPS guy. He's a drug dealer and doesn't even know it.

   I bet Shaquille O'neil hates to sign anything, "Love,Shaq".....because the B52s pretty much ruined that for him...

   If he looks unhappy, make him bacon, rub his belly, and break out the rubber toys. Dogs love that $h!t.

   The thing I love about my ex is she didn't take up much space in the trunk.

   20 years ago today the famous OJ Simpson white Bronco chase. As you know he would later be found not guilty in a Calafornia court of murder...Ironically.... He wakes up this morning in JAIL !!! Gotta love Karma!!!

   Luke Skywalker never found a girlfriend because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.

   Thought I wanted love. Turns out I just want a tattoo.