love Funny Status Messages

   I want to be loved like white guys love khaki shorts.

   If by baby you mean dog, then yes I'd love to see pictures of your baby!

   I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!

   I'm capable of love but i'm also capable of diarrhea so it's back to square one with me

   I've always had this fantasy to make love to two women......... Like, in the same year

   Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies,probably because generally they are the same people!

   With my luck, the love of my life was on that plane.

   Creationism vs. Darwinism: I love science, yet until they can settle the age old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"....I'm siding with Creationism.

   If you love something, set it free... If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.

   Love Coco Puffs. Hate Popo Cuffs.

   It's a damn shame that all the people who avoid me can't just come to terms with being in love with me.

   Oh, how I love being awake at stupid o'clock

   Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today.

   " Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today." I don't guarantee your front teeth after that.

   Only fools fall in love, so today's the day!

   I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”

   Why do fools fall in love? Because smart people know that, odds are, it will end horribly.

   My mom is so bad at texting. She meant to say "I love you" and she accidentally sent "You're a huge disappointment"... lol parents can't text

   youre a doll you are flawless, I just cant wait for love to destroy us