love Funny Status Messages

   I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected “

   Even as a baby, I was straight. I loved titties then and I love them today.

   ATTENTION LADIES: I will now be downgrading expectations from someone I can love to someone I can tolerate. Act now while this amazing deal still lasts!

   I am recruiting for valentine's. I want my love to be crazy and beautiful. I want my love to be passionate and heart-wrenching and unpredictable. Boring need not apply.

   Love fades with time, shape, weight, looks and bank balance.

   Finally shaved my legs...donated it to Locks of Love

   My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved down there, you know what that means?" I said, "You're donating to Locks of Love?"

   Love does not fade with time, shape, weight, looks and bank balance; It's your own damn fault that you’re Jobless.

   Nothing like choking someone with love to make them run away from you.

   Roses are red My love for you is twisted Bend over my darling You're gonna get fisted

   Ladies don't call a guy you are not romantically interested encouraging things like "babe", "love" or "hun". This is will only give the poor sods false hope.

   If you don't remember the last woman you made love to, you must be Gay or Married

   Can't decide what to get my lover for Valentine's. Like, do I buy it a new case, get it serviced or just constantly tell my phone I love it?

   someone to love and someone that loves me. and it would be awesome if they were the same person for once

   love how music takes you away to another place... For example, RobinThick is playing at this bar, so now I’m going to another bar.

   I love the Internet. Back in the old days, we had no idea how many ignorant people there are out there. Now, we've got a datapoint.

   Don't care about Beetles...But yes, LOVE every Beatles song! P.S. learn to spell before you try to Dish someone...

   Men use love to get sex, Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.

   Yo Bi%ch, you hate your parents so much that you have to post it on Facebook. Orphans cry hearts out to have such loving and caring parents. Love your Parents.

   love aint about first sight anymore..it has evolved into endsight,hindsight nd foresight..so dont be short sight..