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   messageicon Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
←Rate | 01-16-2013 00:04 by Tabu Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when people come over and they're like "Do you have a bathroom?" No...we sh1t in the yard!
←Rate | 01-08-2013 10:45 by Tabu Comments (0)  

   messageicon Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your one wants to hear about your workout
←Rate | 08-13-2013 21:00 by Tabu Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finally shaved my legs...donated it to Locks of Love
←Rate | 01-30-2014 11:57 by Tabu Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not even sure how many problems I have...because math is one of them..
←Rate | 08-09-2013 21:32 by Tabu Comments (2)  

   messageicon Penny for your thoughts...five bucks if they're dirty..
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:24 by Tabu Comments (0)  


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