love Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Where I'm going, if I'll fall in love, what I want in life... Then I pull up my pants and flush the toilet.

   Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!..

   Women love compliments. Unless it’s about her hairy chest or her moustache. Then you’ll get hit in the face with a handbag.

   I'd trade my heart for a liver. Less love and more alcohol.

   The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

   I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.

   If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep.... If it doesn't, you drove far enough.

   If I didn't drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?

   We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I....Yep, you just sang it, out loud, and realized that you have been RickRolled \m/

   I love how some of you judge the people that are shopping at Wal-Mart while shopping at Wal- Mart.

   I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet.

   I think you should fall in love with a terrible person and complain about it on the Internet for years.

   I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said "Honk if you love Jesus."

   Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.

   Your day sucked, huh? I'm sure Facebook would love to hear about it.

   Happy 4th of July my American friends. We got you a gift. His name is Justin Bieber. Keep him!! Love Canada.

   Love me or hate me. Either way I'm on your mind and I'm flattered.

   If you love someone set them free; if she comes back it means she doesn't have confidence and turn her off again.

   Sometimes when drunk I sleep in a ditch. Doesn’t make me love my bed any less. Actually makes me love it more. See? Cheating isn’t evil.

   Of course I'm into sports, I love surfing :-) ....surfing on the Internet, that is :P