nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.

   wishes Jimmy Football was more like Billy Mays-DEAD!

   not only is band not a sport, it's just stupid. honestly. I want to watch football not freaks dressed up in some of the gayest costumes ever prance around the field

   the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football

   the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try and dribble a football.

   A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..

   has decided that TVs are only made for two things, football and porn. Both are actually very different, one is were sweaty men pile on top of each other and the other one is just football.

   Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Dallas Cowboys Football Team"..

   - Why pay for a comedian, when you can watch liverpool play football

   Use Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on e-bay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Saints Football Team"....

   You do know that COLTS stand for Count On Loosing The Superbowl!!

   supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.

   not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"

   playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.

   Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you

   I saw a U.F.O at a football game the other night. It was just hangin there! And then it sent me a message,in big bright shiny letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.

   There should be one trained bear on each side for special teams plays in football

   thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!

   wondering if the city of Pittsburgh is proud that Ben Roethlisberger has the same number of superbowl wins as he does rape accusations?!

   The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public :-)